taggedbooty:

thanks mom

taggedbooty:

thanks mom

(via pizza-direction)


jerkidiot:

"I’m still alive but I’m barely breathing"

(via pizza-direction)


foodchewer:

its called freedom of spinach

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)


madamateur:

trying to drink hot tea while wearing glasses more like

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where the fuck did the laptop go

(via pizza-direction)


nashty-but-he-fancy:

ilikeklh:

iwouldliketobutteryourmuffin:


EVERYBODY STOP WHAT THE FUCK YOUR DOING FOR 2 FUCKING SECONDS YOUR SEX POSTS CAN HOLD 1 TITTY SECOND.
EVERYBODY THERE IS A FUCKING PANDA ROLLING ON YOUR FUCKING DASH YOU BETTER REBLOG THAT SHIT.

I came in like a panda ball!


NO STOP IT. THIS IS SO CUTE DONT RUIN IT WITH MILEY CYRUS

They see me rollin they hatin’

nashty-but-he-fancy:

ilikeklh:

iwouldliketobutteryourmuffin:

EVERYBODY STOP WHAT THE FUCK YOUR DOING FOR 2 FUCKING SECONDS YOUR SEX POSTS CAN HOLD 1 TITTY SECOND.

EVERYBODY THERE IS A FUCKING PANDA ROLLING ON YOUR FUCKING DASH YOU BETTER REBLOG THAT SHIT.

I came in like a panda ball!

NO STOP IT. THIS IS SO CUTE DONT RUIN IT WITH MILEY CYRUS

They see me rollin they hatin’

(via marnurwani)


fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time

(via pizza-direction)


baegal:

When you’re almost dead in a game but somehow you managed to survive until the next level

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(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)


dicksplit:

*Baby starts crying on a plane*

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(via laugh-addict)


thingswilllookbetterinthemorning:

pussyrican:

Fun Fact: Morgan Freeman does his own stunts.

Fun fact: this was actually a two story window prior to Morgan Freeman sitting on the windowsill. Once the house realized who he was, it retracted itself into the ground to prevent injury to Morgan Freeman.

thingswilllookbetterinthemorning:

pussyrican:

Fun Fact: Morgan Freeman does his own stunts.

Fun fact: this was actually a two story window prior to Morgan Freeman sitting on the windowsill. Once the house realized who he was, it retracted itself into the ground to prevent injury to Morgan Freeman.

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)


kawena-ula:

I feel like whoever came up with the word “menstruation” just smashed “mental” and “frustration” together and voila it fits.

(via pizza-direction)