relahvant:

sykeopath:

what


ONWARD SEBASTIAN

relahvant:

sykeopath:

what

ONWARD SEBASTIAN

(via iwearcoolbowties)


unclefather:

i think my parents would yell at me if i died

(via urso2000andlate)


walrus-in-the-tardis:

mariealbertine:

The time our entire design class dressed up for Halloween as the design teacher (who notoriously almost only wore grey sweaters and always had a cafeteria coffee in hand).
I remember him walking down a super long empty hall and we all just turned the corner at the other end and started running towards him and he ran away yelling “FUcK YOU GUYS” and in retrospect I almost can’t believe he didn’t suffer a heart attack.
Pretty sure we won a pizza party for best costume that year.

IVE SEEN THIS ABOUT TEN TIMES AND IM JUST NOW NOTICING THAT THE ACTUAL TEACHER IS IN THE PICTURE TOO 

walrus-in-the-tardis:

mariealbertine:

The time our entire design class dressed up for Halloween as the design teacher (who notoriously almost only wore grey sweaters and always had a cafeteria coffee in hand).

I remember him walking down a super long empty hall and we all just turned the corner at the other end and started running towards him and he ran away yelling “FUcK YOU GUYS” and in retrospect I almost can’t believe he didn’t suffer a heart attack.

Pretty sure we won a pizza party for best costume that year.

IVE SEEN THIS ABOUT TEN TIMES AND IM JUST NOW NOTICING THAT THE ACTUAL TEACHER IS IN THE PICTURE TOO 

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)


theyellowbrickroad:

money doesnt buy happiness but i cant say id be upset in the least bit if i suddenly inherited 5 million dollars

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)



popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

(via derping-since-birth)


swoobats:

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right

(via derping-since-birth)


elijahkrantz:

I found out santa wasnt real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… Im on that next level shit

(via donejustdone)


avalancherun:

Forcing yourself to work on something that you have no real motivation for

image

(via sniffing)


(via nialljameme)